Wingnuts On Parade

Last week was 0-1, -1 unit. For the season, I am 41-59, -12.3 units. Another desperate attempt to get even is below.

Detroit +8 at Green Bay

Houston -7.5 vs. Jacksonville

New England -5.5 vs. Bills

New York Giants -1 vs. Philadelphia

Oakland at Denver under 48.5 points total

Three-Team, six-point teaser, risking five units to win eight:

Green Bay -1.5

San Diego +8 at Kansas City

Philadelphia +8

The gambling gods finally took pity on me last week. I swept my teasers, going 10-0, +16 units. My season record is now 41-58, -11.3 units. Posting this teaser now, because two of its legs are today. This is a four-team, six-point teaser which pays 2.5 to 1 if it all hits.

San Diego +7.5 at San Francisco

Philadelphia -1.5 at Washington

Detroit -2.5 at Chicago

Seattle -1.5 vs. Arizona

There will probably be more later.

It's almost comical at this point. I was 2-8, -6.4 units last week. My season record is a staggering 31-58, -27.3 units. Time to throw some Hail Marys. I am taking all three-team combinations of the following five teasers, each of which will pay 1.6 to 1 if it hits. That makes ten total plays...just trust me (and Google Calculator) on this.

Atlanta +8.5 at Pittsburgh

Cincinnati +8.5 at Cleveland

New England -8.5 vs. Miami

Detroit -1.5 vs. Minnesota

Tennessee +8.5 vs. New York Jets

Last week went like the rest of them have this year...badly. A 1-4, -3 unit slate leaves me at 29-50, -20.9 units for the season. The methodology I am using has worked in the past, so I am going to keep firing until it starts working again.

Baltimore at Miami over 44.5 points

New York Giants at Tennessee over 45.5 points

Tampa Bay at Detroit under 42 points

Kansas City at Arizona under 41 points

New England at San Diego under 52.5 points

Atlanta at Green Bay under 56 points

Teaser time! All four three-team combinations of the following games:

Tennessee +8.5
Washington +8.5 vs. St. Louis
Arizona +8.5
San Francisco -2.5 at Oakland