Wingnuts On Parade

That went badly. Last week's disaster was 0-6, -6.5 units. For the season, I am 0-7, -7.5 units. Let's see if I can go from pathetic to lousy.

Cincinnati +2.5 at Baltimore

Indianapolis at Tennessee over 45.5 points

Seattle -14.5 vs. Chicago

Green Bay -6.5 vs. Kansas City

And a round-robin six-point teaser. Taking all four three-team combinations of these four picks, each pays 1.6 to 1:

San Diego +7.5 at Minnesota

Cincinnati +8.5

Dallas +7.5 vs. Atlanta

Buffalo +8 at Miami

Last week was 0-1, -1 unit. Thanks, Detroit. You get one more chance before you're dead to me.

Houston at Carolina under 40.5 points

Tampa Bay at New Orleans over 46 points

Detroit at Minnesota over 43.5 points

San Diego at Cincinnati over 46.5 points

Seattle at Green Bay over 48.5 points

And another five-team, six-point teaser, pays 4.5 to 1 if all legs hit:

Detroit +8.5

Buffalo +7.5 vs. New England

Chicago +8 vs. Arizona

Cleveland +7.5 vs. Tennessee

Atlanta +8.5 at New York Giants

Back in business! Due to crazy risks that paid off in the playoffs, I finished the season +3.6 units. Here's hoping that isn't necessary this year.

It's Week One, and nobody really knows what they've got. I'm talking about the teams, not degenerate gamblers. But if the clubs don't know, I should tread lightly. I'm going to play a five-team, six-point teaser, risking one unit to win 4.5. Here are the legs of this admittedly unlikely bet.

Buffalo +8.5 vs. Indianapolis

New Orleans +8.5 at Arizona

Detroit +8.5 at San Diego

Tennessee +8.5 at Tampa Bay

San Francisco +8.5 vs. Minnesota